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[instrumental music]

2
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Monte Carlo</i>

3
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<i>playground of</i>
<i>the rich and famous.</i>

4
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<i>And the sight of another</i>
<i>mystifying mystery</i>

5
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<i>I single-handedly solved.</i>

6
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<i>In this casino,</i>
<i>the rich and famous</i>

7
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<i>are about to get</i>
<i>a brand new toy</i>

8
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<i>a solid platinum</i>
<i>roulette wheel.</i>

9
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<i>Mesdames et Messieurs</i>

10
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at last, the unveiling
of the one of a kind--

11
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[gasps]
None of a kind.

12
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The wheel has been stolen.

13
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We must call
the world's greatest detective.

14
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- Hey, lady.
- Ha-ha-ha!

15
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[cell phone rings]

16
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(man on phone)
'Monsieur, help us.'

17
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I am much too busy to find
your silly wheel, you know.

18
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Don't you carry a spare?
<i>Au revoir.</i>

19
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Art unspools before me.

20
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[speaks in foreign language]

21
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The world's greatest detective
is busy.

22
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[car horn honks]

23
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Granny's never too busy
to solve a crime.

24
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Uh, but I came here
to drive the Grand Prix.

25
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[theme song]

26
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪

27
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪

28
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♪ That's when they come
And on the double ♪

29
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

30
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪

31
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪

32
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪

33
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

34
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪

35
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪

36
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♪ Just look around you ♪

37
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

38
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♪ Some day I'll eat
that darn canary ♪

39
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪

40
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪

41
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

42
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪

43
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♪ With backdrops a-plenty
globally ♪

44
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪

45
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

46
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪

47
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[instrumental music]

48
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Pardon, madame.

49
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Deliveries go in the rear.

50
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Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, such a dry wit.

51
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I'm Granny,
here for the Grand Prix.

52
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But first, I must
investigate
something in the casino.

53
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Sylvester the super</i>
<i>sleuth was on the case.</i>

54
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Ah, ah, ah. I don't care
if you're Princess Di.

55
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We have a dress code,
<i>n'est-ce-pas?</i>

56
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Oh, flibberty-gibbert.

57
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[speaks in foreign language]

58
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But what about <i>les animaux?</i>

59
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(Granny)
Voila.

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[instrumental music]

61
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<i>Le</i><i>gasp!</i>

62
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[grunts]

63
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Welcome, Your Highness.

64
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Yes, sir. Something</i>
<i>just didn't smell right.</i>

65
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[crowd yelling]

66
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Who was that?

67
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That was Sheik Tusheik.

68
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Hurry. I've got to find
that wheel.

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[grunting]

70
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[chuckles]

71
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Oh, Sylvester.
Come out of there.

72
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[sniffs]
Oh, land sakes.

73
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No more jack mackerel for you.

74
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If madame would be so kind
as to keep her paws

75
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off my good-luck mascot,
Pitu Le Pew.

76
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And who are you?
Lawrence of Arabia?

77
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I am the high rolling,
fabulously wealthy

78
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Sheik Tusheik. I planned to add
the wheel to my collection.

79
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But now, it is missing.

80
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I didn't know
the wheel was for sale.

81
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It's not.

82
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Ooh, I better help Granny
find that roulette wheel

83
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before the Grand Prix starts.

84
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[slot machine ringing]

85
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[laughs]

86
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[grunting]

87
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Jackpot!

88
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[slot machine ringing]

89
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Ooh. You hit the pussycat pot
in birdseed.

90
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- Ha!
- Dealer plays.

91
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You got to know when to bluff
and when you played enough.

92
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I'm too upset to play.

93
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I wanted that wheel.

94
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It would be a perfect match
for the platinum keno card

95
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I picked up in Laughlin.

96
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[sniffing]

97
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[GRUNTING]

98
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Dogs find me compelling, <i>non?</i>

99
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>As you can see</i>

100
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<i>my associates were clueless.</i>

101
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(Silas)
'The birds are all mine.'

102
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I have three payments left
on these birds.

103
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- They're coming with me.
- Uh-oh.

104
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It looks like I stumbled
into a divorce court.

105
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You can't leave.

106
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Uh, where will you go?
What will you do?

107
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I'm going back to my old job
as a rocket scientist.

108
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Can't we discuss this
during intermission?

109
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I owe it to my public.

110
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[snoring]

111
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Sorry. I made up my mind.

112
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[sniffing]

113
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The odds were against me.

114
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>At this moment, I did</i>

115
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<i>what any self-respecting sleuth</i>
<i>would do.</i>

116
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[growling]

117
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crash

118
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<i>I ran like the dickens.</i>

119
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[Sylvester yowling]

120
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[Hector barking]

121
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Where will I ever find someone
to fill her sequins?

122
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Then I donned my disguise.</i>

123
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Yes!

124
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The show will go on.

125
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Ooh. Silk looks
flattering on pussy.

126
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(Silas)
Well, don't go, birdie.

127
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It's magic time.

128
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[screams]

129
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[chuckles]

130
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[Hector growling]

131
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[whirring]

132
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Whoops. Pussy's
in the puss-o-matic.

133
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>I was boxed in</i>

134
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<i>but I still had</i>
<i>a case to solve.</i>

135
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[saw whirring]

136
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Things were bad.</i>

137
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<i>Voila.</i>

138
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>I pulled myself together</i>

139
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<i>and got back to sleuthing.</i>

140
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[instrumental music]

141
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Hmph.

142
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[laughing]

143
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The day before the Grand Prix

144
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and I've gotta find
some exotic roulette wheel.

145
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Oh, why do these things
always happen to me?

146
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[spits]

147
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And why do the French put
so much onion in their food?

148
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[knocking on door]

149
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- Who's there?
- It's me.

150
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The maid.

151
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Another suspect</i>

152
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<i>on the scene.</i>

153
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Come to turn down your bed.

154
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[door closes]

155
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Hello?

156
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<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>And so the case took</i>

157
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<i>another interesting turn.</i>

158
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<i>And another and another</i>
<i>and another.</i>

159
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Oh. Oh, this case
just has my head spinning.

160
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'Stop the bed,
I want to get off.'

161
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Oh, how do these French
get any sleep?

162
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No wonder they write
such depressing novels.

163
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[knock on door]

164
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[man speaking
in foreign language]

165
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(guard)
This is the police.

166
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Sorry, madame,
but an anonymous tip

167
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informed us you have
the platinum roulette wheel.

168
00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:23,009
Oh, that's ridiculous.

169
00:09:23,011 --> 00:09:26,006
Oh? Then <i>qu'est que c'est</i><i>this?</i>

170
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[gasps]

171
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I must get out of here
and clear my name.

172
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For the second half
of my show

173
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the volcanic hat trick.

174
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Mm-mm.

175
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Mesquite-smoked canary.

176
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Hmm. <i>Le</i><i>poof is a dud.</i>

177
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Come to papa, you pip-squeak.

178
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boom

179
00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:07,001
Yipe! A combustible fusillade.

180
00:10:07,003 --> 00:10:09,007
[Sylvester yelping]

181
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:14,018
Pussy's hot tonight.

182
00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:17,003
[yawns]

183
00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:18,022
[yelping]

184
00:10:18,024 --> 00:10:20,027
Ah! <i>Le</i><i>gasp!</i>

185
00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:22,027
My dream Goddess.

186
00:10:22,029 --> 00:10:24,008
What can I say?

187
00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,012
Pepe Le Pew is my fourth cousin.

188
00:10:26,014 --> 00:10:28,021
It runs in the family.

189
00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:30,027
[instrumental music]

190
00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:38,018
Puppy want a chew bone?

191
00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:45,018
All you have to do
is bring the sheik good luck.

192
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:49,000
He wins, you get a bone.
Get it?

193
00:10:53,004 --> 00:10:57,019
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Meanwhile, I returned</i>
<i>to the box for more clues.</i>

194
00:10:58,026 --> 00:11:02,005
Yeesh! That was close.

195
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:07,003
[screams]

196
00:11:09,017 --> 00:11:11,001
[gasps]

197
00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:18,004
- Yuck!
- Oh, playing hard to get.

198
00:11:18,006 --> 00:11:20,003
I like that in a woman.

199
00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:22,001
Do you mind?

200
00:11:24,019 --> 00:11:28,000
How dare you perforate
my pincushion of love.

201
00:11:28,002 --> 00:11:29,020
En garde!

202
00:11:31,029 --> 00:11:34,001
[instrumental music]

203
00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,026
(Silas)
It's never too late
to pursue a career

204
00:11:41,028 --> 00:11:45,018
in the fast-growing field
of asbestos removal.

205
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:48,014
I know a little place
where we can be alone.

206
00:11:48,016 --> 00:11:50,017
[screams]

207
00:11:53,015 --> 00:11:57,011
Oh, I am love's captive, <i>non?</i>

208
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,029
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>I was being followed.</i>

209
00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:03,018
<i>Granny was being framed.</i>

210
00:12:12,028 --> 00:12:15,010
Suffering succotash.

211
00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:18,014
They don't build 'em
like they used to.

212
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:24,017
Well, here's the problem.

213
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:27,025
Goodness, for something unique

214
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:31,026
these platinum roulette
wheels are everywhere.

215
00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:37,010
[engine starts]

216
00:12:37,012 --> 00:12:38,016
[explosion]

217
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:41,014
I knew we should've rented
a Yugo.

218
00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:45,017
[siren wails]

219
00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:49,022
Lucky for you I know CPR, yes?

220
00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:55,019
crash

221
00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:02,015
Oh. At least,
I've met my deductible.

222
00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:07,010
Can you put this baby back
together in time for the race?

223
00:13:07,012 --> 00:13:09,028
There's a shiny quarter
in it for you.

224
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,018
Uh, you got yourself a deal.

225
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:15,028
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Aha. The race,</i>
<i>the platinum wheel.</i>

226
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,010
<i>Perhaps there was a connection.</i>

227
00:13:18,012 --> 00:13:20,016
[siren wails]

228
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:23,007
Madame Granny, we meet
again.

229
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,022
First, you run away

230
00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:27,018
then you steal the wheel
back
from the police.

231
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,004
- It's a frame up.
- Oh, sure.

232
00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:31,012
That's what everyone says

233
00:13:31,014 --> 00:13:34,008
who steals
a platinum roulette wheel.

234
00:13:36,013 --> 00:13:38,028
One has to get up
pretty early to get away

235
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,024
from the palace guard.

236
00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:42,010
[laughs]

237
00:13:43,028 --> 00:13:45,028
boom

238
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,027
<i>(Sylvester) Obviously, it was</i>
<i>all up to me.</i>

239
00:13:55,029 --> 00:14:00,000
Ooh. Granny and me
are jailbirds on the lam.

240
00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:05,027
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Granny was in big trouble.</i>

241
00:14:05,029 --> 00:14:08,009
<i>But then again, so was I.</i>

242
00:14:08,011 --> 00:14:09,025
[yells]

243
00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:16,000
Oh, it's bad luck
to see one's bride

244
00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,025
before the ceremony.

245
00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:22,003
But my lips cannot wait
one second more.

246
00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:23,024
Mine can.

247
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:28,010
(Pitu)
'Wait.
We're in the tower suite.'

248
00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:34,000
[Sylvester yelling]

249
00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:41,021
gulp

250
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,026
Return to me, my Goddess.

251
00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:50,000
Like I have a choice.

252
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:52,003
[engines revving]

253
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,005
swish swish swish

254
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:05,011
Come on, Tweety,
the race is starting.

255
00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:09,014
Excuse me, could you
solve a crime for me?

256
00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,022
I'm really overbooked
this episode.

257
00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:16,008
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>I told you</i>
<i>there was a connection.</i>

258
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,007
[engine starts]

259
00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:23,020
screech

260
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,027
[speaking in foreign language]

261
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:32,026
swish swish swish

262
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:36,012
[revving]

263
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,022
screech

264
00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:45,016
But I'm supposed to go fast.

265
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:47,008
Police business.

266
00:15:50,004 --> 00:15:52,015
I always wanted to say that.

267
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:57,004
Oh, don't fear <i>l'amour,</i>
my petunia.

268
00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:01,005
I love hanging around
with you.

269
00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:03,024
[yelling]

270
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:09,007
Do you find this love business
has its ups and downs?

271
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,010
[yelling]

272
00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:15,022
- Oof!
- Spread out, pussy.

273
00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:18,003
- I'm Granny's copilot.
- Aah!

274
00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:19,014
whack

275
00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:21,013
[grunting]

276
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,013
[cars approaching]

277
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,016
[screaming]

278
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:25,014
thud

279
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:27,029
Pussycat road pizza.

280
00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:33,006
[instrumental music]

281
00:16:34,023 --> 00:16:37,003
swish swish swish

282
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:45,012
[Pitu kissing]

283
00:16:46,015 --> 00:16:48,017
[Sylvester screams]

284
00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:53,000
[yelling]

285
00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:54,007
- Unh!
- Ooh.

286
00:16:54,009 --> 00:16:56,025
Something's wrong
with the wheel.

287
00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:58,017
Check it out, pussycat.

288
00:16:59,024 --> 00:17:02,027
Careful, pussy.
Don't get a migraine.

289
00:17:04,004 --> 00:17:06,022
- Aah!
- 'Pussy go round and round..'

290
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:09,028
And where he stops..
Ah, who cares?

291
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
[revving]

292
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:21,009
You've been spared,
my inner tube of love.

293
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:24,001
Is it just me or do skunk puns

294
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,027
stink worse than regular ones?

295
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,002
[music continues]

296
00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:42,025
[speaking in foreign language]

297
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,000
splash

298
00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:49,015
You lost it all for me.

299
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:51,016
And how dare you make doggy logs

300
00:17:51,018 --> 00:17:53,013
under my chair!

301
00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:55,024
kick

302
00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:59,012
crash

303
00:18:01,008 --> 00:18:02,023
[gasps]

304
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:07,022
[whistle tweets]

305
00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,011
[crowd cheering]

306
00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:18,006
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>I was busy circling in</i>
<i>on the culprit.</i>

307
00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:22,013
Sheesh. What a pain
in the asphalt.

308
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,001
(guard)
Attention.

309
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,001
This woman is no winner.
She is a thief.

310
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,023
But I'm innocent.

311
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,002
Then explain this, Granny.

312
00:18:32,004 --> 00:18:33,028
The stolen wheel
that you've stolen back

313
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,007
from me several times.

314
00:18:35,009 --> 00:18:37,007
'And I'm really
getting tired of it.'

315
00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:39,018
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>Just as I was about</i>
<i>to put it all together</i>

316
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,023
<i>that stupid bird upstaged me.</i>

317
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:44,013
(Granny)
'You see, I thought
that th-they, well.. I..'

318
00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:48,006
I simply can't.. Wait.
Yes, I can.

319
00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:51,017
It's all here
in this teeny little ball

320
00:18:51,019 --> 00:18:53,003
which is magnetic.

321
00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:54,013
And since it's platinum

322
00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:56,023
'it can only be
the rigged roulette ball'

323
00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:59,028
'that goes with the famed
platinum roulette wheel.'

324
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,008
(all)
<i>Le</i><i>gasp!</i>

325
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:03,024
I'm surprised
anyone understood that.

326
00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:05,008
I was just winging it.

327
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:09,008
And now, dramatic close-ups
of the suspects.

328
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,004
<i>(Sylvester)</i>
<i>I knew who it was</i>

329
00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:14,013
<i>but I couldn't</i>
<i>figure out the motive.</i>

330
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,008
(Granny)
'There is one person
crafty enough'

331
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,020
'to cause all this fuss.'

332
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:24,010
'Silas Micawber.'

333
00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:27,016
(all)
'But why?'

334
00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:29,012
The cut-rate Houdini done it.

335
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:31,017
You never forgave me
for exposing

336
00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:34,015
your fraudulent mind-reading
trick, did you?

337
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:36,005
I had to do it.

338
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:39,020
You ruined my career.
I could've been an idol.

339
00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:42,024
Maybe even on a lunch box
like The Dukes of Hazzard.

340
00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:45,002
But because of you,
I've been reduced

341
00:19:45,004 --> 00:19:47,017
to playing dumps like this.

342
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,008
Okay, Micawber.

343
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:52,023
You're heading for hard time
in the Monte Carlo brig.

344
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,020
Only one sauce per meal.

345
00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:56,010
What about the wheel?

346
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:59,017
Uh, a little polish,
some points and plugs

347
00:19:59,019 --> 00:20:03,015
and, uh, she'll be
as good as new.

348
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,001
A Grand Prix victory.

349
00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:10,010
Oh, goodness,
what a titillation.

350
00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:11,019
Where's Sylvester?

351
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:14,027
Oh, he's around somewhere.

352
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,003
Oh.

353
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:19,025
[yelling]

354
00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:21,006
thud

355
00:20:22,027 --> 00:20:25,000
[waves crashing]

356
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,001
<i>Mon amour.</i>

357
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:31,020
We'll never be apart again.

358
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,000
Oh, no!

359
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,029
Ah, pussy love.

360
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:46,007
[instrumental music]


